I’ve posted here and here about the upcoming wedding between Kate Middleton (I’m not calling her Catherine; no one call her Catherine) and Prince William. As readers of the Electric Telegraph know, I’m not exactly interested in the royal wedding beyond it’s identity issues and, of course, for the completely over the top kitsch production. How can you not like badly done Franklin Mint commemorative coins, painted china, the Windsors in legos and as knitted figures. It’s all just soooo bad. The Observer has a whole series of alternative wedding tributes that range from the indie kitschy “Mistress England” by the band Emmy the Great to Tim Key’s highly absurd wedding poem. (Sadly, the Observer doesn’t have a convenient, embeddable link for WordPress.) Enjoy!