I dare the school band to play this instead of “Pomp and Circumstance” at graduation. No, seriously, wouldn’t graduation be so much more fun if we had the graduates dance in? I mean we wouldn’t get to judge the shoes that way, but then again we’d be having a ton more fun listening to a Ben Lee cover than being deafened by P&C. No matter how well it’s played–and our school band does it really well–it’s still an impossibly horrid dirge of a march. The best band in the world couldn’t make it good. Thus ends my semi-annual rant on the subject.